Патентованная чесалка для яиц theMANtool!

Топ! Надо скорее заказать в Москву!

То есть, это вот прям тот самый подарок на 23-е февраля!

Ручка удобная, щетка изогнутая!

Прям почесал от души!

Заебися! Восемьдесят долларов стоит! И особенно радует описание — если кому не лень, переведите, пожалуйста, в комментах!

The ManTool™ makes a memorable gift for graduations, stocking stuffers, groomsmen, Valentine’s Day, birthdays, Father’s Day — you name it!

Each brush is delivered an exquisite keepsake box with a soft-touch exterior and a pull-out tray with red felt interior.

Made of American cherry hardwood, solid brass ferrule, genuine leather hanger and vegan-boar bristles, The ManTool makes the perfect gift for every man in your life, because men deserve to scratch. No apologies, just relief.

• The curvature of the head is based on the typical radius of an average male scrotum to maximize the scratching surface of each stroke.
• American cherry handle and solid brass ferrule—the center connector—give a nod to heirloom hand tools of the past while adding structural strength. 
• Vegan boar bristles are hypo-allergenic, easy to clean, and antibacterial.
• Leather hanger of softly tanned cowhide for convenient storage and display.

Using The ManTool™ can be done while standing or sitting and works best on unclothed territory. Ultimately, whatever feels good to you is the right way to do it, but here are a few techniques to try: 

• Lifting Mr. Johnson up, softly stroke down and away.
• Spread your legs into an A-frame position and go deep, brushing from bottom to top.
• Hold the brush perpendicular to the ground and brush back and forth from stern to bow. 

Храни нас всех Бог!